Am I hearing right, did they really say that !!!!!!!!!!

1. Do you know where I live I don't know my way home?

2. Does that colour on that paint chip look the same as my wall?

3. Will liquid nails leave a hole in my wall?

4. Can you give me a screw please?

5. I've broken some poultry ..... I need some glue.

6. I think I left my car in a clearway.....its gone now.

7. Do you have any softer rope? I need it for bondage!!!